Funny Quotes in Urdu/Hindi English

Funny Quotes

Petrol 7 Rupy AurDiesel 14 Rupy Mehnga Ker Diya Gaya..
Bike Ko Hila Hila Kr Petrol
Check Kerny Wali Qoam Se Appeal Hai K
Wo Vote Dety Waqt Apny Numaimdy Ko Bhi
Hila Hila Ker Check Ker Len..
Shukriya Pareshan Awaam..
Hahhaha

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Machar marnay ka tareqa!

Pehle 1 zinda machar pakrain, phir usay zameen pe lita dein aur usay gudgudi karain jaisay hi machar hasne k liye moon kholay to usay MORTEIN pila dein.

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Altaf Bhai Se Kisi Ny Pucha:

Mere Paas 4 Apple Hen, 

Unko 5 Aadmiyon Me Kese Taqseem Kerunga??

Altaf Bhai Muskura K Boly:

Ek Admi Ko Urra Do.. :-D

DHISHOOOM...

Hahhahaha

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Maine ek chote bache se pocha
Kon se school mein jaate ho?
Bacha: Main jata ni, mujh bheja jata hai

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BREAKING NEWS..

Garmi Ki Shiddat Me Izafa MQM Ki Sazish Nikli..
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Altaf Hussain Ka Suraj Ko Likha Hua Khat
Rangers Ny Bar-Aamad Kara Liya.. :-D
Hahahha

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Apni DP dekhain
Phir apni shakal Mirror me dekhain
Ab Faisla karein
Kya Corruption sirf Syasat Daan kar rahay hain? 

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Bacha Maa Se:

Ammi Aaj Me School Ground Me Bilkul Shahid Afridi Lag Raha Tha.

Maa Khush Ho Ker: 

Wo Kese Mere Chaand.?

Bacha: Kal Ka Home Work Na Kerny

Per Teacher Ny Mujh Se Kaha Jao

Ground K Beech Me Dono Hath Uper Ker K Khary Ho Jao.. :-D

Hahhaha

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Yaar Samajh Me Nahi Aa Raha K

Subha Office Kese Jaun..??

Naye Pakistan K Raasty Bhi Nahi Maloom Mujhy To.. :-D

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Allah Ny Tumhen Is Liye Paida Kiya K

Tum Uski Ebadat Kero..
Namaz Parho,,
Rozay Rakho..
Quran Parho..
Uska Zikr Kero..
Deeni Kitaben Parho..
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Per Tum,
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SMS Parh Rahy Ho..
Sharam Kero.. :-D

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Baba Baba Black Sheep..

Have Any Wool..?

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Abay Gadhay..!

Black Sheep Se Pucha THa,

Tujh Se Nahi.. :-D

Hahhahaha

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Papa: Beta Tum Kab Tak Parhty Rahy Thy.?

Pappu: Raat 1 Bajy Tak.

Papa: Magar 11 Bajy To Light Chali Gai Thi.

Pappu: Me Parhny Me Itna Magan THa K

Light Jany Ka Pata Hi Nahi Chala.. :-D

Hahhaha

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Ek Larka Larki Se Piyar Kerta Tha
Magar Larki Se Keh Nahi Pata Tha..
Ek Roz Larki Ko Park Me Akela Dekh Ker Us Ny Socha;"Aaj Dil Ki Baat Keh Hi Dunga."Wo Larki K Pass Gaya Aur Bary Piyar Se Bola:"Chanda.." .Abhi Itna Hi Kaha Tha K Larki Ny Us K Hath Me 50 Ka Note Rakha Aur Wahan Se Chali Gai.. Hahhaha

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Agar Aap Tanhaai Mehsoos Kerty Hen To

Akele Kamray Me Light Off Ker K Koi Horror Movie Dekh Len..Qasam Se Ek Haftay Tak Aapko TanhaaiMehsoos Nahi Hogi. Her Dam Aisa Lagy GaJese Koi Aapke Sath Sath Hai.. :-D

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NADRA Officer Aurat Se: Aap Apni Aur Apny Shoher Ki Umar Bataen?
Aurat: Meri Shadi K Waqt Meri Umar 
18 Saal Aur Mere Shoher Ki Umar 25 Saal Thi.
Aaj Mere Shoher Ki Umar Double Yaani 50 Saal Aur
Meri Umar Isi Hisab Se 36 Saal Hai..
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Suna Hai K NADRA Officer Abhi Tak Comay Me Hai.. :-D
Hhahahaha

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Sardar:
Raat nu neend ni aandi,Dr:App raat ko late k 2000 tak ginti gina karo, neend aa jaye gi.2 din bad Sardar:
Mushkil nal 500 tk ginti hondi ay ty neend aa jandi ay fer chaaa pe pe k 2000 pora karna wan. Doctor: Lakh di lanat eee.

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Ek bacha ek aurat ko Ghoorte Hue Ja rha tha

Aurat: kya hy Teri Maa ki Umar ki hoon.

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Bacha: To main bhi abu k Liye hi Dekh raha hon .

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Angrez, Pathan Aur Sardar Aapas Me Baaten Ker Rahy Thy..
Pathan: Meri Bivi To Bohat Cold Hai.. 
Angrez: Meri Wife To Bohat Hot Hai.. 
Sardar: Yaar Me To Bohat Confuse Hun QKMujhy To Wo Cold Lagti Hai Magar Saary Parosi Kehty Hen K Wo Bohat Hot Hai.. :-D
Hhahaha

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